Normal masturbation is an old thing and if you’re one of those people who like crazy things then you should surely look at below 15 crazy things people have used in masturbation to get that crazy but amazing feeling of masturbation.
1. A wiggling goldfish in a plastic bag
“You know how at the fair you can win those goldfish in a bag? Yeah, I used that. I poured most of the water out the slipped it up inside the bag, the way it wiggled felt unreal. I’ve still got the fish but I never used it again.”
2. Lego dildo
“I once made a dildo out of Legos….”
3. A Hairbrush
“I had a specific hairbrush for this purpose when I was younger… Still have it too!”
4. Electric Toothbrush
5. A Light Saber
“My first experience before discovering the clitoris was sticking a drumstick up my vagina and being pretty disappointed.
The most awkward one is using my sibling’s lightsaber souvenir from Disneyland as Dildo. I was tired of short markers and wanted something longer. It was like 36 inches. Yikes.” This is surely a standout from all other crazy things.
6. Toy drumsticks
“When I was about 13 I bought a happy meal and it came with some toy drumsticks (which were suspiciously thick.) Used one of them as a dildo and that ladies and gents is the story of the first time I squirted.”
7. A Jack Hammer Toy
“When I was younger, my little brother had this battery operated jack hammer toy which happened to had a rounded tip.
I ended up throwing it away when we moved houses”
8. A doll face covered in baby oil
“Covered one of my Anne Geddes doll’s faces with baby oil and rubbed myself up and down on it until I came. Couldn’t look at it anymore after that night…I was a messed-up kid.”
9. Every manual screwdriver in the house
“MasterCraft multi-bit screwdriver. Black & Decker cordless screwdriver (AS600—ribbed for her pleasure). Pretty much every manual screwdriver in the house, really.”
10. Vick’s Vaporub
“Some Vick’s Vaporub. Oh god, the burning. Sometimes, late at night, you can still hear my penis screaming.”
11. A Shampoo Bottle (And Then Some)
“First time I tried to give myself a butt-sex (maybe 11 or 12), I thought the best thing would be my own poop.
So I stopped up the toilet with a shampoo bottle, pooped halfway out, then tried to ride the turd. Long afterwards, I realized I had actually been fucking the shampoo bottle.”
12. A live beetle
“a live beetle (I just had him crawl around on my clit for a little while and then let him go)”
13. A mouth
“My own mouth? Did it work? Yes
Did my back hurt the next day? Yes
Have I done it several times since then? Unfortunately yes.”
14. An Empty Toilet Paper Roll
“When I was super young, I used an empty toilet paper as an impromptu Fleshlight.
I was only rewarded with dick blisters.
Would not recommend. 0/10.”
15. A Harry Potter Broomstick
“One day I found another way to ride my Harry Potter broomstick toy.”