Do you girls tell lies to your boyfriend? I’m sure you do. Relationships nowadays are based on lies which are why girls tell lies. Here are a couple of lies girls tell their boyfriends without getting caught.
First of all, because all boyfriends are dumb. Secondly, girls know the tricks to get out of such lies situations.
Check these points whether you relate to these or not. And boys take notes because they’re going to help you quite a lot in your relationship.
1. I’m almost ready
Bruh, I just took shower and I’m going to take straight 3 hours to get my hair and makeup done. IDC.
2. I’m just tired
It’s not physical tiredness. Actually, I’m tired of your fu*cking lazy a**. Go f*ck yourself.
3. It was on sale
Well, honey, women has the power to spend more than $1000 on sale as well. Sale is kind of a green signal for shopping.
4. I was doing my makeup/hair
I was pooping but I’m just going to pretend like I’m the queen of beauty and I poop flowers.
5. And, I’m not jealous
Sweetie, watch every move of yours because the worst time of your life has started because I’m going to track all of your steps. You better watch it.
6. I’m not hungry
This is a lie girls actually tell their-selves in order to stop themselves from eating. But lack of self-control makes them eat their boyfriend’s starters and half of their mains.